Monday, July 21, 2008

THIS JUST IN!


News You Need To Know, Or Not!


More Americans are likely to suffer from kidney stones in the coming years as a result of global warming, according to researchers at the University of Texas.

Kidney stones, which are formed from dissolved minerals in the urine and can be extremely painful, are often caused by caused by dehydration, either by not drinking enough liquid or losing too much due to high heat conditions. Oh Please! What BS. How much did that cost Texans!

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JULY 14--Meet Kimberlee Ann Cole and Joel Goldsmith. The Florida woman, 18, allegedly assaulted her boyfriend with a toilet seat after finding him smoking crack in a bathroom of their home Friday afternoon. Cole told cops she battered Goldsmith, 24, after he "refused to give her the drugs," according to an arrest affidavit prepared by Fort Pierce police. Goldsmith "refused to stop smoking the drugs and Ms. Cole hit [him] with the toilet seat," the affidavit notes. Love is about sharing, or suffer the consequences!

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Al Franken, candidate for Senate in Minnesota, is running an ad saying that he would outlaw ex- congressmen from joining lobbying firms. This sounds good until he states that it is the lobbyist that has caused $4.00 gas prices. Once again there is not a liberal who understands basic economics. How dumb does he think we are? Well I take that back. I never thought Al was very funny on SNL. The word "swarmy" always comes to mind.

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“Starbucks is closing 600 outlets and that's going to impact an entire three-block area of Los Angeles,” Jay Leno monologue, NBC's “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.” So far the Marion IN Starbucks is not on the hitlist.

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(MyFOXColorado.com) - One pro-marijuana group is calling on the government to allow marijuana in smoking lounges at airports across the country.

Cigarette smoking at Denver International Airport and other airports across the country is restricted to smoking lounges.

Members of the Denver-based organization Safer Alternative for Enjoyable Recreation (SAFER) will ask the government Tuesday to allow pot in airport smoking lounges.

The group says in a press release that the idea will address the growing number of in-flight problems involving drunk and disorderly passengers. Members claim marijuana is a better alternative to alcohol to help more fliers relax and deal with the anxiety of air travel. Do you wonder if people who support legalizing pot, also support anti smoking laws?

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Jesse Jackson is a genuine hypocrite using the N-word the same word he is on record as eliminating. Jesse Jackson has done more to spilt America along racial lines as any white supremacist. Why do blacks even listen to him. He profits from the race industry. Follow the money. Even Al Sharpton was offended.

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Jesse Ventura is not going to run for Senate in Minnesota. Thank God. One comedian running for Senate is enough.

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HOUMA, LA (WAFB) - Houma police officers and Terrebonne Parish sheriff's deputies say an attractive woman named Patches has been arrested after her "calogne samples" made at least two men pass out. One of the incidents prompted a statewide alert to Louisiana law enforcement agencies.

The next day, detectives arrested 23-yaer-old Patches Wegmann of Harvey. "During the interview, she admitted to the crime which occurred on June 9," Duplantis said. Patches Wegmann was charged with second-degree battery and unlawful solicitation. She was booked into the Terrebonne Parish Jail.

Detectives did not disclose a possible motive in the case. Patches? Sounds like something out of a Dick Tracy comic book.


COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- South Carolina's state tourism agency has dropped out of an effort to attract gay tourists.

The State newspaper of Columbia reported Monday the Parks, Recreation and Tourism Department had joined a campaign tied to gay pride week celebrations in London that included ads saying "South Carolina is so gay." South Carolina? How dumb do they think South Carolinians are? I am sure it was dreamed up by a gay copywriter at the advertising agency and the powers at be thought saying South Carolina was a happy place was a good thing.

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The Chinese government has ordered 112 official Olympic restaurants in Beijing to remove "fragrant meat" -- aka dog -- from their menus during the Summer Games. Xinhua says other non-official eateries are being encouraged to follow suit.

The state-run news agency reports that "the Beijing Catering Trade Association (BETA) issued a circular that forbade all 112-designated restaurants to provide dog meat dishes during the August Olympics. It added, as for other establishments, they were strongly advised to suspend serving dog until September." At least it is a temporary reprieve for man's best friend in China. Run Bitch, Run!

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Quote of the Day!




'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,' 
--A congressional candidate in Texas . 


Have a nice day!

Sammy

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My own little neighborhood Starbucks is closing. It only opened about a year ago and I have really loved having it within walking diatance. It was a mistake to put 2 in our town. One more centrally located would have been ideal, but Starbucks didn't ask me what I thought when they were planning the stores. Too bad. I probably could have saved them some money. :)

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Your favorite New Mexico niece