This Just In!

1. Southern California woman gives birth to 15 lb 2 oz baby.

Ouch!

2. The Miss El Cajon beauty pageant is looking for more contestants. The person must be between the ages of 10 and 20. (4 age categories), reside in El Cajon or attend Grossmont College. There will be a secondary titles given to the runner up. Miss Rancho San Diego.

It looks like everybody wins so there are no self-esteem issues. Covers all ages and most everyone wins. Good luck! 

3. Fire alarm goes off in Snoop Dogs hotel room. The fire department, who were I the building, responded right away. Everything was quickly under control. They attributed the alarm to the heavy marijuana smoke I the room.

Oh Snoop you dog.

 4. The body of woman was found near the 15th hole of a Maryland country club. Police were asking ifanyoftheearlyfoursomes noticed the body.

I'll bet they were waiting until they got to the club house to report it, that is if they even noticed.

5. Their has been a festival each summer in the La Croix rivertown of Stillwater, MN. The name of the festival was changed last year in hopes of giving new life to the festival. The name was changed from Lumberjack Days to Stillwater Log Jam Days. No big deal, but the City Administrator requested that the name be try old man who is quick to pick up on funny sexual innuendoeschanged because it might have sexual over tones.

Really ???? As a Dirty old an who picks up on sexual innuendoes quickly, I have to say that was the last thing om my mind, and I miss few things sexualwhen I read the article is that  only dirtymindhere is the city administrator. By the way the festival committee said it had no plans to change the name. What are we coming to? With all the vulgarity we are surrounded daily with, this hardly qualifies as a concern.


6. Andrea Mitchel interrupts an interview with a Congesswoman for breaking news," Justin Bieber arrested in Miami."

Need I say more about the quality of our news media?

7. Cow farts in a barn in Germany cause it to explode.

Holy cow Batman"

8. Northwestern Football team wants to unionize.

Another loss for this team who has losing seasons in all sports. Going on strike would be a blessing to Wildcat fans.

9. Opera singer suing and must give up her singing career because of some surgery after child birth that caused continuous flatuance.

As a critic once said.  That performance was a stinker.

There you have it and now you know it. Until next time,
Little Sammy Carl