Monday, September 30, 2013

This Just In

All the news you need to know or not!

1.A woman was arrested in a high speed chase in the Poway area. When finally stopped after crashing into some rocks. She was only wearing underwear. Police arrested her for suspicion of driving under the influence. I hope she paid attention to her mom about the clean underwear thingy.

Ya think????

2.Mariano Rivera Bobblehead  train transporting them to NewYork had mechanical problems and the delivery truck broke down on the way to the ballpark, leaving thousands of fans waiting in line through the fourth inning with many still not getting a Bobblehead. BTW Yankees lost 7-0.

Do you think there was any swearing involved?

3.Pope Francis excommunicates Austrailion priest for advocating women rights as clergy and homosexuality. The letter of excommunication was written in Latin.

So much for the modern-church! Latin?????

4. Apple maps gives directions the Fairbanks airport by cutting across a runway.

This is only a problem if the driver does not recognize it as a runway. Let's hope it's not an indication of Apple losing its edge and driving off a cliff by mistake. 

5. OJ caught in a crime in Nevada prison theft. He was stealing cookies from the cafeteria.

No wonder he's getting fat.

6. Cam Newton of Carolina Panthers was fined $10,000 for violating dress rules of the NFL.You may remember he was fined for a non- regulation T-shirt. Seems he had an Under Armour logo clip on his helmet.

Trouble maker. Next thing you know he'll be wearing his Jersey to a strip club. Another violation.

7. It is legal for a blind person to buy a gun in Iowa.

Talk about not being able to hit the broad side of a barn

Have a nice day!

Saumy Carl



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