Saturday, September 21, 2013

This Just In!

All the news you need to know, or not.

1. Marijuana themed restaurant rejected by Paciific Beach.

Imagine that.

2. Minnesota High School typos the cover of class year book. Moorehead instead of Morehead.

Great editing and attention to detail. Can't wait to get you in the workforce.

3. Selena Gomez wears impossibly short shorts reports the Huffington Post.

Not possible.

4. Apple will now offer a male voiced Suri.

She never did listen.

5. The other day I overheard a woman using voice Google, saying "Restaurants in Little Italy." Then she mentioned that all the restaurants were Italian. She was looking for non-Italian restaurant.

I'll be damned.

6. Marlboro Man becomes Metro-sexual with artificial cigarettes.

7. Old news. Congress to vote on Syria after they get back from vacation.

Lucky for them the vote was put on hold, by none other than Mr.Putin.

8. Miley Cyrus!

Nuff said.

9. Announcement from a good friend from the extreme left about the next meeting agenda for her Pax Salon group. "We have the pleasure of guest xxxxx ,who (before he dropped out) the Green Party candidate for Mayor ofSt. Paul. His topic will be curbside composting.

I'm sure there will be a big turnout. Next week; Growning pot in a pot and tree hugging when your arms are too short.

10. I heard the other day, if you put Preparation- H on your saggy skin under your eyes, it tightens the skin and makes you look younger.

Might work, but gives a whole new meaning to the word "butt-face".

That's all the news you need to know, until next time. Now you know it.

Have a nice day!

Sammy Carl.



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