Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Song of Solomon. Ha! Ha!



The Bible often gives us guidance, insight and peace, but rarely does it give a laugh.  I found some verses that actually made me chuckle, Song of Solomon, Chapter 4 verses 1-4.

The Book of Solomon is thought to be some of the greatest love poems ever written. I think if anyone reads them they would agree.  Pretty hot stuff compared to the rest of the Bible. However, I’m not sure this one would get a girl of today.


“Behold thou art fair, my love; behold, thou hast doves’ eyes within thou locks: thy hair is as a flock of goats, that appear from Mount Gilead.

Thy teeth are like a flock of sheep that are even shorn, which came up from washing; whereof every one, and none is barren among them.

Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet, and thy speech comely: thy temples are like a piece of pomegranate within thy locks,

Thy neck is ike a tower of David builded for an armoury, where on there hang a thousand bucklers, all shields of mighty men.”

Hair like a flock of goats, teeth like a flock of sheep, temples like a pomegranate, neck that would hold a thousand bucklers?????????????

Dude, don’t try this at home.

Have a nice day!

Sammy




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