I HATE "OLD" JOKES

Observation of the Day!

I'm glad I'm not old yet.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'

I wish I were so lucky!

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.

Saves a lot of money on Alligator shoes !


'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door,

Getting a pacemaker tomorrow. Maybe I should disconnect the garage door!

'OLD' I S WHEN...
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

Cheap face lift!

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

Amen Brother!

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor

instead of by the police

Don't worry about the cops, you are already driving below the speed limit in the fast lane

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fiber today.

That will be the day!

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.

Happened to me today!

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.

The DEPENDS work really well and save time.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes?

JOKES? These were jokes????

Have a nice day!

Sammycarl