Tuesday, July 28, 2009

SAY IT ISN'T SO!

HEALTH

Plastic Surgery Tax Eyed As Revenue Raiser


Monday, July 27, 2009

CONYERS SAYS IT ALL! I AM LAZY!

Conyers Sees No Point in Members Reading 1,000-Page Health Care Bill--Unless They Have 2 Lawyers to Interpret It for Them
Monday, July 27, 2009
By Nicholas Ballasy, Video Reporter
(CNSNews.com) - During his speech at a National Press Club luncheon, House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers (D-Mich.), questioned the point of lawmakers reading the health care bill.

“I love these members, they get up and say, ‘Read the bill,’” said Conyers.

“What good is reading the bill if it’s a thousand pages and you don’t have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?”

Try to have a nice day!

Samuel C. Arnold

Friday, July 17, 2009

JOE BIDEN AND A PHD ARE IDIOTS!


HUH?

A friend of mine told me about having dinner with a Phd friend who is a true blue Liberal. He took his life in his hands and asked her what would cause her to lose faith in Obama. She weighed and thought about the question before answering. Her answer was not standing up for "HUMAN RIGHTS". She then went on about water boarding. She admitted that she didn't know much about economics. (REALLY?) Bill had trouble going to sleep that night. And so the sheeple march on over the cliff to the downfall of America, led by their shepherd. God help us all. Glad I am old.

I never met a true Liberal who understood economics.

Please try to have a nice day!

Samuel C. Arnold


Thursday, July 16, 2009

QUICKIES!

Observation of the Day!

When you get old, some of the younger ones may look on you as curmudgeon, a lovable cranky old man. When you are young you are just an asshole.

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I see Robert Redford (71) married his girlfriend (51). So you're telling me there is a chance?

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Today the iconic Sears Tower, built in 1973 and a 103 stories high, will be renamed Willis Tower, a London insurance broker (HUH?). Is there nothing safe from the greed of naming rights mania? In future years as the youth of today become curmudgeons, their nostalgia will be remembrances of the old Comerica Park or Cellular Field etc. Some how it doesn't have the same ring as the Tiger Stadium or the Comiskey Park of our youth. Sometimes greed isn't good.

Have a nice day!

Sammycarl

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

PROUD TO BE A MINNESOTAN!


LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT. Tonight's host is the Senator from Minnesota, Al Franken.

HA! HA! HA! HO! HO! HA! HA! HA!

OH MY! It's not a joke?

Have a nice day!

Sammy Carl

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

SOME PONDERING!

1. Why does the fact 2.8 million people are not ready HD conversion rate news coverage on network television?

2.Is a Cadillac Escalade Hybrid an oxymoron?

3. Why do Minnesotans still have Senator Wellstone bumper stickers? It makes me want to shout, "Lady he's been dead for seven years!"

4. Wellstone's stickers are usually next to a Franken sticker. He is not dead, and he is still not FUNNY! The joke's on us.

5. Is North Korea shaking in its boots because of new UN sanctions?

6. If you eat Chinese food with a fork do you consider it fusion cuisine?

7. Do flies killed by the President have rights too? PETA thinks so.

Have a nice day!

Sammy Carl

Monday, June 1, 2009

JUST A COUPLE OF POINTS FOR TODAY1

Observation of the Day!

1. The killing of the abortion doctor is terrorism by an anti-abortion zealot. The pro and anti zealots points of view are vastly different, but in the end they are the same. Life is unimportant, if you don't agree with me.

2. After pouring billions into General Motors, the same result happened that could have happened had they not gotten the money in the first place. How is putting 100s of thousands of workers on the unemployment line and devastating many smaller towns going to get America back on its feet?

What's next?

Sam