Karen Bass said she went out into her yard Sept. 28 and something smelled terrible. She said there was waste splattered all over her yard, her house, and her car.
"The first thing when I walked out of my door this morning and I saw it, I thought an airplane s*** on us. You open the door and it smells like s***," she told the Herald on Sunday. "I'm absolutely disgusted at the moment. The amount of crap everywhere is horrendous."
If it looks like S**t smells like s**ti, t probably is s**t. I too would be convinced it's not brid s**t .
2. Cops arrested a nurse in northeastern Italy in connection with the deaths of as many as 38 patients, whom she might have killed because she found them — or their relatives — annoying, officials said.
Poggiali, who lives in the town of Lugo, was taken into custody over the weekend and booked for the alleged slaying of 78-year-old patient Rosa Calderoni, who died from an injection of potassiu
Her death triggered an investigation, which found that 38 others had died mysteriously while Poggiali was on duty.
One of Poggiali’s fellow nurses described her as a “cold person but always eager to work,” .
Another one of Poggiali’s colleagues said the accused nurse was once reported for giving powerful laxatives to patients at the end of her shift to make work tougher for nurses working after her.
I'm sure we have always thought about this.
3. This is a public service announcement: Quit having sex in the ocean. Water isn't even a good lubricant, you guys! Not to mention it's all salty. And did you know fish swim in there? Like, literally hundreds of fish, ew! Oh, and there is always the very real chance your genitals will get stuck together via suction.
That seems to be the case for an Italian couple looking to spice up their love life. Il Mattino reported that as the couple began having sex in the ocean, they became suctioned together and unable to separate. Awwww!
The seaman (???), anchored to his siren by his sea monster, stayed in the ocean until he was able to flag down a woman walking along the beach who was able to give this beast with two backs a towel to cover up.
There's no shrinkage in a cold ocean??
PAW PAW, Mich. - One is a building with bars. The other is a building with a bar. A very drunk woman apparently had trouble telling them apart and ended up in a southwestern Michigan jail cell.
The Van Buren County sheriff's department says a 39-year-old woman mistook the Van Buren County jail for the bar where she was trying to pick up her boyfriend.
The department says Deputy Robert Miersma spotted the Hartford-area woman backing into the jail parking lot in Paw Paw about 2 a.m. Sunday and noticed she smelled of alcohol and appeared intoxicated.
It says a breath test showed her with more than twice the 0.08 percent blood alcohol considered drunk in Michigan. She's expected to face drunken driving charges.
An easy mistake
ABC10. Lend me your ear and I'll tell you a story.
An intoxicated man home on leave from the Air Force thought it would be a good idea to give a Minnesota police officer a double "Wet Willy." It was not.
Riley Louis Swearingen, 24, pleaded guilty to disruptive intoxication Monday, KARE reports. Swearingen spent several days in jail before taking a plea deal to avoid felony charges for the early Saturday morning incident.
According to the criminal complaint, Mankato Department of Public Safety Police Sergeant Adam Gray was talking with a driver of a "drunk bus" in the city's entertainment district when he "felt two fingertips that were obvious to him as wet with saliva being pushed into his right and left ear canals, which caused pressure and discomfort in his ear canals."
The officer turned and saw a man later identified as Swearingen tell his friends, "I just gave the cop a wet Willie."
Initial charges against Swearingen included assaulting a police officer with bodily fluids, according to the Manakato Free-Press. The punishment for that felony is no doubt quite worse than a school detention.
Ewww!
WalMart built a special display of Halloween costumes for "Bigger woman".
That is very discriminatory . Why don't they have a section for fat guys?
That's all the news or not. Until next time. Have a nice day.
Sammy Carl
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