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The NFL Network reports that Goodell, when he reinstated Jones during the summer, told the player specifically to avoid alcohol.
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones released a statement saying the team regrets and supports Goodell's decision, but left the door open to bring Pacman back after the suspension. "We move forward with a very clear knowledge as to what the process will be for a possible re-instatement," Jones said in a statement. "Adam is well aware of where he stands and what he has to do."
Jones told the AP he had spoken with Pacman and described the player as
"devastated."Sounds like Jerry still wants him back. He is a bad guy, but that doesn't matter in the NFL! Sorry you are devastated*****
It's still a good time to be morally bankrupt.
The plunging Dow Jones and panicky investors are hardly a problem for the world's oldest profession, where business is still brisk.
"The market is down, business is down, but we feel it less," said Dylan, 24, a promotional model-turned-Manhattan prostitute. "We're still busy."
It sounds like a good investment.*****
Madonna is speaking out at her Sticky & Sweet concerts about Sarah Palin. After saying at Saturday night's Meadowlands show that the VP candidate "can't come to my party," Madonna again attacked Palin at her Madison Square Garden show last night, reports Us Weekly.
During the song I Love New York, Madonna told the audience - including Diddy, Rosie O'Donnell and designer Michael Kors: "You know who can get off of my street? Sarah Palin! I'm gonna kick her ... if she don't get off of my street!" She then mocked the Alaska governor's accent, sarcastically telling the crowd, "I love her." What do you think?
Does anyone care?
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A gay chef murdered his lover, cut out part of his leg, seasoned it with herbs and fried it, a court has heard.
Anthony Morley, 35, chewed one of the pieces before throwing it into his kitchen bin.
Morley, a former holder of the Mr Gay UK title, then walked to a nearby takeaway restaurant and told horrified staff: 'I have killed someone, call the police'.
HE SERVED IT WITH FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI!*****
The plane was on the runway; the holidaymakers in good spirits.
And when the stewardess came down the aisle towards Jan Coupe and her husband, she thought the flight attendant was going to check their seatbelts.
Then came the moment Mrs Coupe wished the earth would open up and she could disappear.
Too heavy: Alan and Jan Coupe weighed too much for their plane to take off
For the stewardess had to tell the couple - who weighed 38st between them - that they were too heavy for the plane to take off.
As his wife cringed with embarrassment, 20st Alan Coupe moved to the front of the aircraft to help even out the weight.
While it was a scene they wouldn't have wished on their worst enemies, some good has come of it. They went on a diet.
You thought only Americans were obese. Lose it before you lose the seat on your next flight.
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7-year-old breaks into zoo, feeds animals to crocodile
Squick alert from the AP: "A 7-year-old boy broke into a popular Outback zoo, fed a string of animals to the resident crocodile and bashed several lizards to death with a rock, the zoo's director said Friday." Here's the story.
The Sydney Morning Herald goes into more details: "A turtle, four western blue tongue lizards, two bearded dragons, two thorny devil lizards and a 1.8 metre adult female Spencer's goanna were fed or led into the jaws of a three-metre, 200kg saltwater crocodile named 'Terry'. "
The zoo's director is "now looking at suing the parents of the pint-sized terror," who cannot be charged even as a juvenile because he is younger than 10, the paper reports.
I am glad he doesn't live next door to me.*****
Have a nice day!
Sammy Carl
Woman who erroneously received $2.6 million says she's no swindler
Walker gets nine months in the workhouse for cashing $2.6 million state check. Lawyer says the woman has managed to hang on to her home and has a job and will pay her debt.
For the first time since she erroneously received a $2.6 million check from the state and went on a spending spree that included cars and jewelry, Sabrina Walker told her story Thursday, tearfully saying she never imagined herself in court for a criminal sentencing.
"Indeed this was a mistake. I didn't create this," she said. "I didn't swindle the state. I didn't trick anyone. I have suffered greatly from the moment this has been done. My dreams have been shattered."
FORT MYERS, Fla. - Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.
The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.
When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.
Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.
Whoa!Have a nice day!
Sam
